Palomazon: innovation

"Since the time of Pythagoras, our forefathers have desired to dominate the forces under Nature's Grand Design for the glory of mankind."

- Innovator and Palomazon co-founder Chendrick Mason III, Zeta Zeta Pharmaceutical Fraternity alumni meeting, 1966.

Palomazon continues to believe that the evils manifest in nature like ugliness, unhappiness, death and obesity will one day be transformed into beauty, joy, immortality and slimness by the magic, innovating sceptre of Science.

However, humankind cannot attain these sacred goals without the unshakeable faith of Palomazon investors and the heroic loyalty of Palomazon costumers. Help us help you, and the whole dang world.TM