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PUBLISHING INDUSTRY, GOVERNMENT AGENCIES IMPLICATED IN SQUIRREL DEATH

East Richmond, MI: "Stinky Poo" Pilaff, the inspiration for, and 'co-author' of the Detective Squirrel Reporting for Duty mystery series, was found crushed to death in the driveway of his owner, author Nora Alonzo Pilaff.

RHINO TO RUN ‘POORTOWN’

The downtown district of Detroit, Michigan commonly referred to as ‘Poortown’ has long been controlled by street-gangs, pushers and pimps. The International Universe has learned that a certain Sumatran Rhinoceros has muscled his way into the territory and is threatening to take the whole thing over.

A ZEBRA SOLD ME HEROINE

Baniel Harris claims he was sold 4 grams of heroine by a 600 lb. Sudanese Zebra. The East African mammal was seen loitering at the corner of 7th Avenue and South Track St. in the downtown district of Miami, Florida for most of last week.

Skitfaced Home Business Celebrity Crime Editorial Sports The Paranormal	Crime PUBLISHING INDUSTRY, GOVERNMENT AGENCIES IMPLICATED IN SQUIRREL DEATH East Richmond, MI: "Stinky Poo" Pilaff, the inspiration for, and 'co-author' of the Detective Squirrel Reporting for Duty mystery series, was found crushed to death in the driveway of his owner, author Nora Alonzo Pilaff. MORE RHINO TO RUN ‘POORTOWN’ The downtown district of Detroit, Michigan commonly referred to as ‘Poortown’ has long been controlled by street-gangs, pushers and pimps. The International Universe has learned that a certain Sumatran Rhinoceros has muscled his way into the territory and is threatening to take the whole thing over. MORE A ZEBRA SOLD ME HEROINE Baniel Harris claims he was sold 4 grams of heroine by a 600 lb. Sudanese Zebra. The East African mammal was seen loitering at the corner of 7th Avenue and South Track St. in the downtown district of Miami, Florida for most of last week. MORE	b