"Won't someone think of the children?"

S.A.N.D.W.I.C.H. already has -- so you don't have to. Children are loud, stupid, aggravating, filthy, and disease-ridden. Let's face facts: wouldn't all of our lives be easier without them? At S.A.N.D.W.I.C.H., we say yes, and we've devoted an entire department to helping rid the world of its loathsome offspring.

NOTE: S.A.N.D.W.I.C.H. excludes teenagers from the infanticide policy, and invites teens everywhere to help spread evil via innovative community programs such as S.A.N.D.W.I.C.H. Extreme Teen Outreach. Click here for details.