SANDWICH Press Releases

SANDWICH to launch hellish assault on Universe

SANDWICH declared war on the sleazy tabloid "newspaper," The International Universe, at a special news event today.

SANDWICH Sells Phrase To Octuple AAAAAAAA

Marketing slogan fetches undisclosed, but 'ludicrously large" amount.

SANDWICH Questions Name

Willingness To Scrutinize Own Purpose is Organization's "Greatest Strength"

Deception and Coercion Divisions to Collaborate on Several New Initiatives

Lucy Fairfax and Reptilior, announced a more "goal-oriented, cooperative and proactive" approach to some of SANDWICH's high-profile business ventures.

SANDWICH Challenges Superheroes, Superagents

SANDWICH today challenged superheroes and superagents to "try and stop us."

SANDWICH countersues Killrape Corporation

After legal consultation, SANDWICH has responded to Killrape's trademark infringement suit with a trademark infringement suit.

Fairfax to meet with Carnivore Branding

Marketing kingpin said to be interested.

WITCHCRAFT TO LOBBY HOLLWOOD

The Witchcraft Department is currently lobbying to host a post-Oscars luncheon

Clown Ninja Program a Success

SANDWICH, in association with the International Clown League (ICL), is pleased to announce a new program, the SANDWICH Clown Attack Initiative.