Welcome to S.A.N.D.W.I.C.H.!

A message from our CEO, Maximillian T. Grendel:

Visitors, old friends, mortal enemies: welcome to the S.A.N.D.W.I.C.H. Web Site. S.A.N.D.W.I.C.H. as a corporation is dedicated to excellence in many fields, which you may learn about on this very Site. Our reach is international and our dominance in numerous markets is absolute. Our pathetic competitors quake with fear at the mere mention of the name S.A.N.D.W.I.C.H. At S.A.N.D.W.I.C.H. shareholders come first, and we have been rewarding our shareholders with rich and luscious profits, year after year -- profits soaked in the blood of the innocent, and smeared with the filth of international intrigue, factional strife, behind-the-scenes puppetmastering, backstabbery and betrayal. Enjoy the Site!