PALOMAZON proudly announces that Shitbag wine will once again be sponsoring the Annual Hobo Games in Bindlestiff, OH.

Founded in 1994, the Hobo Games celebrate excellence in the field of low-income nomadic survival. For the past three years, Shitbag Wine, Palomazon's casual budget red for the constantly mobile, has been the Games' primary sponsor.

"We're thrilled to be part of the fun again," said Sir Lawrence Shitbag, Shitbag Wine mascot. It's been a long hard year, and many of us don't remember long stretches of it."

The Hobo Games last for two weeks and feature intense competitions such as the Train Jump, the 1000 meter hitch, the Midnight Garbage Dive, and the swimsuit competition. Winners of each round compete in the grand championship, with the ultimate victor being selected Hobo of the Year. Hobo of the Year receives a year-long supply of Chateau du Shitbag Red Wine, a year-long supply of steak and kidney pie burgers from Dinnerland Restaurants, and a chance to win a chance to win a Beg 9 Begging Robot courtesy Dex Thority Labs.

"We're game if you are," said Sir Lawrence. "May the biggest shitbag win!"

Palomazon is the world's leading supplier of existence aids in three major forms: pharmaceuticals, alcohol, and tobacco. For information about this news item or about Palomazon in general, please contact Palomazon via e-mail: palomazon@skitfaced.com.