Do you sometimes wonder why you can't get what you want? Do you wonder why people don't listen to you, or don't do things that you want them to do?
Do you wish you could be more assertive?
When you get angry, do you bite your tongue, think "calm blue ocean," count to ten and walk away?
Do you ask yourself, "why aren't they doing what I say?" "What do I have to do to be a success in this world?"
Is life PASSING YOU BY?
You need Anger Management.
You need to Let your Inner Anger out.
YOU NEED FUCKING RAGE POWER, YOU COCKSUCKER!!!!!!!
FUCK, I'M GETTING ANGRY JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU NOT GETTING EVERYTHING YOU FUCKING WANT!!!!
And I can help you get it. OPEN UP YOUR DUMB FUCKING EARS and hear what I'm saying. LET YOUR ANGER OUT! Don't wad it up into a shitty little ball and waste it playing sports or watching action movies. USE IT TO GET WHAT YOU WANT!!! LET IT OUT IN PUBLIC!!! PEOPLE WILL SURE AS FUCK PAY ATTENTION IF YOU'RE YELLING AND SPITTING ON THEM. YOU HEARD IT RIGHT HERE FIRST!!!!
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See!! ISN"T THAT EASY???!!
It'll be even easier after you've read my TWO FUCKING BOOKS and LISTENED TO TAPE AFTER TAPE OF ME YELLING AND SWEARING AT YOU!!!! Don't believe me? Order today!!!
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WHAT???!!! "ONLY $399?, YOU
MANIAC??!?!" YOU FUCKING SAY?!! AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
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YEEEAHHH, THAT'S FUCKING RIGHT!!!
You can call me at any fucking hour of day or night and get INSTANT
Rage Power advice. Shit not working? Wife left you?
HELL, I'LL YELL RIGHT IN YOUR FUCKING EARHOLE
AND SET YOU STRAIGHT!! You better believe it, when you call me at 4
fucking AM, YOU'RE GOING TO GET A GOOD
STIFF FUCKING OVER THE PHONE, AND I WILL SORT
YOU RIGHT OUT. BELIEVE ME, IF I COULD BE KNEEING
YOU IN THE NECK OR BACK AREA RIGHT NOW, I
I'M SO ANGRY
I CAN FUCKING TASTE YOUR HEART!!!
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