CENTRAL EYE OF AMERICA

Defending Freedom Through Surveillance

Fellow Americans,

As Master Guardian of the CEA, it is my solemn duty to protect and defend our God-given freedoms. We must remain vigilant in the face of a new threat: Internet Perverts. Internet Perverts seek to undermine our liberty by imprisoning American souls in seedy, electronic sex dens (better known as Pornographic Internet "Web" Sites).

Yours Under God,

[NAME CLASSIFIED],
Master Guardian
The Central Eye of America

The National Pervert Registry (NPR) is the latest surveillance innovation from the Central Eye of America. The CEA is able to compile detailed information about Internet Perverts including names, addresses and other useful information. It is an important step in the War on Perverts in all its forms.

Brief history of The CEA

Our Founding Fathers begat The Central Eye of America on the eve of our nation's birth to keep watch over American citizens so that America shall forever remain free from un-Godly transgressions. Today, The Eye fulfills its sacred duty on the World Wide Internet and beyond.